Friday, May 27, 2011

Excerpt: Hundred Dollar Bill Chapter Three


Chapter Three

Five minutes had passed since Chloe had tried to place the call to her job in Washington. As she lowered the receiver toward the telephone cradle, she faintly heard “Personnel, Mr. Wimpledink.”
Chloe rammed the receiver onto her ear. She began her rehearsed sob story, “Hello Mr. Wimpledink, this is Chloe Lambert. I’m in North Carolina, my mother’s had a stroke and I must tend to her while she convalesces. It’s…it’s too early for a prognosis.” Chloe sniffled. “I need a leave of absence…my landlady will come and get my last check on pay day.” Please let him believe this big fat lie…
Right on queue, he was sympathetic, “I’m so very sorry to hear that Miss Lambert. Is there anything I can do to help?”
“No, I don’t even know if…if I can help her now.” Her voice trembled.
“I understand. I can give you about a month, but after that I cannot guarantee that we will continue to pick up your slack—you understand.”
“Yes…yes I do. Thank you. Good-bye.” Stunned, she hung up the phone. That had gone too well, no mention of…
Rubbing her ear, Chloe shouldered the swinging the door open and left the kitchen. Hungry people stuffed the bakery. The bell tinkled as people entered and left. She scanned the crowd. Unfortunately, not one soldier was in the bunch. “Can I be of some help to you, Mister Grogan?”
“Oh no, don’t bother yerself one bit Snow White. Go. Have some sunshine.”
“The sunshine will wait. I need to find a job first. Anything at all will do.” The sooner the better. I need to assimilate into Miami Beach and my fresh start.
Paddy filled two boxes with assorted doughnuts and shoved them in her arms. “1500 Collins Avenue—the bank. Tell the manager I sent ye.”
Chloe carried the heavenly smelling boxes outside. The skies were partly cloudy, mostly bright blue. With the morning breeze blowing through her hair, Chloe felt pretty. As she waited on the corner to cross the street, she snuck a chocolate frosted doughnut from the top box. A long convoy of army trucks trudged along. By the time she’d made it to the bank, two more doughnuts had gone AWOL.
The short and bald gourd nosed guard smiled as he held the door open for her. “Take them to Mr. DuNoir, the last office on the left, miss.”
Chloe looked at his gold wedding ring. She wasn’t too disappointed he was taken. Just because I need a husband doesn’t mean I have to be stuck with an ugly one. He’s almost as ugly as that poor nun from the train. They could be siblings. Chloe walked through the small nearly empty bank. Locating the manager’s office, she knocked on the glass of the open door.
He smoothed his slicked back vanilla hair and beckoned her in.
She said, “Patrick Grogan sent me.” Chloe noticed his eyes. One was mud brown, the other ice blue. Averting her gaze, she put the boxes on his desk, shuffling the full one onto the top. A sense of familiarity sent her trying to conjure him up, but she couldn’t place him. And no way would she have forgotten those heterochromatic eyes. Ha, maybe that’s why he’s familiar. I remember that from the chapter on family traits in biology class. This whole town is déjà vu-ey.
His voice was inflectionless, “Well, that was fast work. Paddy is a dependable old Irishman. What’s your name? Any banking experience?”
Taken aback, Chloe smiled as she gave her name but denied previous work experience. There is no way I can use the Bureau of Engraving and Printing as a reference for a bank in Miami Beach. As soon as he called to check, my jig would kaboom.  
“Education?”
“I’ve got a bachelor’s degree. In home economics.”
“The position of Girl-Friday will be yours on Monday. Report in promptly at 8:50 a.m., and be prepared to be flexibly bored, but continuously busy.”
* * * * *
In the White House, President Roosevelt propelled his way down the corridor, accompanied by his new Vice President, Harry S. Truman.
“Harry no. I won’t give him five minutes to waste my time on his pork rinds—I’ve got to get down to the Situation Room this morning and have a check on our boys in the Philippines. Last night I awoke with a little piece of strategy that just might save some lives down there.”
“Okay, I was only…”
“Harry, you shouldn’t even be here—and stay away from the secretary of state as well. We must separate the line of ascension. You need to go underground. And I’m making two cabinet members take vacations, on rotating shifts. Gotta preserve the office of the presidency. Doesn’t matter one hoot to the country whether it’s you or me or he, just so long as someone survives. Make arrangements with the army to hunker down in one of their caves in New Mexico until things cool off. Good morning Vera.”
Franklin wheeled himself backwards out of his Oval Office doorway. He stared at his secretary. “You’re not Vera.”
She stood and extended her right hand. “Hello sir. I’m Pamela Downs, your new secretary.”
He blinked with surprise. “What’ve you done with Vera? —Harry, what’s going on?”
The vice president flipped up his palms and shrugged.
Pamela Downs sat back down and responded in a cracking voice, squirming in her rolling chair. “Mr. President—Mrs. Blandings…took…took a position at our embassy in London.”
What—? When—? Why didn’t she tell me?” The president swallowed hard.
London… ?” His voice trailed off. He entered his office and slammed the door. Franklin rolled to the window, hyperventilating as he clinched his fists, then wiped his eyes. He observed the young marines patrolling the White House grounds. The president swiveled around to his desk, composed himself and punched the intercom button.
“Get your steno pad…Pamela, is it? Find out who’s in charge of those tunnels to the bomb shelter, in the event we need to evacuate congress…”
* * * * *
Chloe’s first week at the bank was quite hectic. She was forever running for coffee from the drugstore at the other end of the block. The food counter was in the rear of the store. As she stood in the ever-present line, her gaze always halted upon a pair of porcelain cherubs on the clearance table. It occurred to her that babies had to die in order for there to be cherubs in heaven. Chloe always shuddered and teared up. I’ll be so glad when they sell those.
Mr. DuNoir liked his coffee hot with double cream. She learned to ask for the cream separately. The diligent Girl-Friday stirred it in as she served him. That way the refrigerated cream didn’t cool it off as she waddled down the street.
When Chloe wasn’t fetching this or those, she sat at her cramped little table counting pennies. Bags and bags and bags of pennies. They never ceased to reproduce each other. Once in awhile a dime would weasel its way in. Between the copper and the steel pennies, and her eyes crossing, things got exasperating at times. Especially when some inconsiderate cad would walk by and blurt out a number, on purpose probably. She forgot where she was and had to begin again.
The bank only had one teller and Chloe didn’t notice many people coming and going. Well, with the war going on, and since the darned army had taken over, she guessed that would put a hurt on the banking business.
Perspiring profusely, Chloe knew her wool and tweed suits were out of place in this steamy climate. Not only that, but living over a bakery was fattening. She now had to loop a rubber band in the buttonhole of her skirt. She tied it, pulled it through and hooked it onto the button. She could only zip it half way up. Her untucked blouse covered the embarrassment. Chloe made a mental note to go shopping for a new wardrobe next week. Well, at least a new skirt or two. And I need to get introduced to some soldiers, right away.
* * * * *
A large corner office at the Bureau of Engraving and Printing possessed a panoramic view of Washington. Exotic plants framed the expansive glass windows. Mrs. Dolly Grogan put her hand over her mouth and nose because of the unpleasant odors they emitted. She walked around a massive desk to peruse the ornately framed oil paintings on the walls. Portraits of George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Alexander Hamilton, Andrew Jackson, Ulysses S. Grant and Benjamin Franklin stared back at her with quiet dirty looks.
The director of personnel, Myron Wimpledink, returned from a morning meeting. He kissed her chubby cheek. “Hello Sis. What brings you ‘round?”
“Hi Ronny. I’ve come to fetch Miss Lambert’s paycheck and deposit it for her.”
“—Oh yes. She phoned me. Her poor mother—.” Myron unlocked his desk drawer and thumbed through some envelopes. He handed Chloe's paycheck to his sister.
“I’ll go right strait down to the bank now…by the way, how’re our zinc mines producing? Any more dividends?”
Myron’s face lit up. “Yes, Dolly, as a matter of fact, I have your cut ready—and—uh—you’ll be pleased to know that Miss Lambert also invested in our limited partnership. Would you mind depositing her monthly dividend as well?”
“I’d be delighted too. That poor girl…uh… what with her mother so sick and all.”
Myron closed the door to his office and unlocked a safe hidden behind Benjamin Franklin. He counted out two piles of currency. Wrapping a rubber band around the smaller stack, he handed it to his sister and said, “Here’s your cut.”
Her eyes grew big. “You are a financial genius, ‘Ronny. You oughta be one of the big wigs on Wall Street, don’t ya know.”
Myron opened his desk drawer and pulled out a larger rubber band. He bundled up the second pile. “This is to go into Miss Lambert’s account. She’s a working girl and was able to buy more shares.”
Dolly accepted the bundle, and fanned the ends of the bills with her thumb. She put the sheaf under her nose and inhaled the fresh scent of cash. Much nicer than the stink of his plants.
* * * * *
After work on a February Friday, Chloe mechanically headed home, never ending images of pennies clinking through her mind. Waiting to cross Lincoln Road, two hands covered her eyes from behind.  Initially startled, she gathered her wits.  Calm down Chloe girl, it’s Just some clown who wants to play.
“Guess who?”
The deep British voice was déjà vu-ish, but she didn’t want to place it. She picked up a strong scent of after-shave lotion. Sweetly lime, with some spice in it. Chloe heard the giggles of passersby and the steady flow of traffic.
“Stop it! Let me loose!” She pulled his arms down and swung around. Chloe immediately focused on those arms. Strong and well developed with little golden half-curls up to his bulging white short sleeves. His chest was above her head. Her heart raced as she moved on to his square shoulders. Before she looked up to see his clean shaven face, she already knew. He was Mike Taurus.
Mike opened his firm lips. His large slightly crooked two front teeth flooded her with memories.
He said, “Now don’t tell me you don’t remember me at all.”
Chloe’s heart was transported back in time. Oh, she would never forget him. Teeth, tongue and oh that soft beard, so perfectly groomed. And unfortunately, trouble and tears. She’d never been kissed like that by anyone before…or after. Mike Taurus was the God of Kisses. She’d often day dreamed of meeting up with him again, hoping she’d do everything right, if she ever got the chance again.
A bus honked. Chloe pulled herself together. “Taurus! What are you doing here…and what happened to your soft…to your beard?”
He flashed a superior grin at her “No—just what are you doing here Lambert? Did you forget you have a mission? Flitting off on holiday to the beach isn’t in your orders—you daft little bird. And there’s been this handy dandy new invention I came across, it’s called a razor.”
“I…I have personal reasons that made me leave. And I’m not going back…either. Hey, you’re not my supervisor anyhow! And you can’t make me.”
Her fight or flight mechanism kicked in. Adrenalin surging, Chloe ran though the traffic, against the light.  
Mike’s long legs caught up with her. He said, “Perhaps you did—finish the case then? Found out who was doing the counterfeiting? Like maybe it was you?”
Tears ran down her cheeks as she tried to quicken her pace. “No! How dare you accuse me! You of all people know I’m…I’m a good girl!”
Taurus grabbed her arm and looked dead into her olive green doe eyes. “Oh yes, I certainly know just how good you are. Unfortunately for me. But your beloved virtue is beside the point here. Just what kind of an American are you, Lambert?”
Appalled, her tears turned to anger. “How dare you! I refuse to defend my patriotism to you.”
“Well you’d better come up with something on your way back to DC.”          
“I’m not going!”
“You have to.”
Chloe wracked her brain as she tried to stall. “I’m not fit for the job. I…I have a medical problem.”
“Yeah, terminal virginity.”
She kicked him where he deserved it, and jumped into a taxi before the old lady in the backseat could close the door. Chloe scrambled across her lap and sat behind the driver.
Chloe commanded him to “Floor it!”
He did.
One block before the bakery, Chloe shouted, “Stop!”
He did.
 She flung open the door and threw some change at the cabby, most of which fell on the startled old lady’s lap.
Chloe apologized, “Sorry Madame!” and slammed the door.
Satisfied that Taurus hadn’t caught up with her yet, hoping she’d shaken him, Chloe entered the bakery through the back alley. She heard the phone ringing. Great luck, this helped her to avoid Paddy. She raced up the stairs.
Paddy answered the phone, “Paddy-Cakes Bakery, this is ‘im.”
“Hi-ya Paddy, how’s muffins?”
“Muffins is rising high Dolly darlin’. What’s up with ye?”
“Me and Orpha went to see Holiday Inn finally, at the matinee. Shirley had some big date, so it was just the two of us glamour girls. Gorgeous costumes they wore. Anyhow, we strolled home past Blair House, that’s the official guest house of the White House, don’t ya know. We noticed all kinda fire trucks going in, then a helicopter came and went…have you seen one of them yet?”
“Yeah, between the naval base down in the Keys, and the army right here under my pimply Irish skin, I’ve seen it all.”
“So, Paddy, wooing any of them pretty, rich Jewish women down there… ?”
* * * * *
Chloe traversed the stairs two at a time. She fumbled with her key in the door lock. It opened. She headed straight into the bathroom. Paddy must be putting diuretics in those doughnuts, because that’s all I seem to be doing these days, running to the bathroom. She quickly did what needed doing.
Sprinting into the bedroom, she yanked the closet open and gasped. A sable coat hung on the back of the door. Okay Chloe girl, there’s a simple explanation for this. Maybe Mrs. Gee had it cleaned and sent for a surprise?
As Chloe pulled the fur off the hook, it clunked hard against the door. She stuck her hand in the right pocket and pulled out a revolver. With shaking hands, she laid the coat and gun on the bed and opened the curtains. She squinted at the serial number. “My service weapon!”
Picking the coat up, she dared to stick her hand in the left pocket, where she pulled out a red shoe heel. She heard the creak of her door as it flew open. Chloe grabbed her weapon and squatted behind the brass bed, aiming.
Mike Taurus slammed the door. He seized the rocking chair to shield his private parts, still smarting from her kick.
Something wasn’t right. Chloe didn’t feel well. She had a weird sensation, like fire rising from her flat feet, singeing her legs, torso, arms and neck, before engulfing her head. The rocker orbited the room, along with the raspberry sherbet sheets. Her stomach went along for the ride. “I’m gonna be sick. Need to get to…” The light rapidly dimmed. “…must see the sunball…I’m blind!”
Chloe lost consciousness. Vague voices penetrated the blackness. A long string of cuss words, and then she felt movement. She screamed in her own mind, I am a good girl. Why won’t they all just leave me alone?
The voices penetrated again, “Poor little Sleeping Beauty.”          
“Ooof…she’s heavier than she looks.”
Chloe felt a bumping sensation. Rhythmic bumping and swaying. Different voices. Images of the rock hard river…falling in the snow…the frozen numbness of the ice…
* * * * *
Someone squeezed her hand. She opened her eyes.
“Taurus?”
“Nurse! She’s come to!”
Chloe realized she was lying in a bed with metal rails. Her legs were elevated. There was an army blanket at the foot of the bunk. She blinked and yawned. Where am I? Looking around, she saw two stacked footlockers serving as a bedside table. Grass cloth covered the walls. Pink flamingo motif drapes hung limply on the green louvered windows. This place looks like it was decorated by a committee consisting of a drill sergeant, a Bermudan housewife and a medical equipment supplier.
A whistle clean platinum blond smelling of rubbing alcohol appeared. “How are you feeling honey? You had quite a little spell.”
“Cold. So cold.”
“Now that’s not something we hear a lot.” The nurse unfolded the charcoal gray wool blanket. She placed it over the sheet and smoothed it out, all the way up to Chloe’s chin. She tucked it in all around her.
It felt rough and itchy, so Chloe wiggled and contorted to get her face away from it. The nurse stuck a thermometer under Chloe’s tongue.
Chloe wondered why she was in this…hospital?
“Have you been fainting often?”
Chloe shook her head negatively.
She remembered finding the fur, weapon and heel.
The platinum blond grasped Chloe’s left wrist and counted her pulse for the requisite minute. She made a notation. “Calm down honey. Don’t you worry…the baby’s heartbeat is loud and clear. How far along are you?” The nurse removed the thermometer and recorded the number.
Chloe turned her head toward the window. She heard someone else’s voice. “Doctor Payne needs you in four-oh-two. Stat.” Rubber soled footsteps scrambled then faded.
In an angry hushed tone, Taurus began, “Look at me Lambert.”
She didn’t.
He demanded, “What happened to that frigid little waif that blew our cover in Pennsylvania? Do you remember her? I got reassigned to the U. P. of Michigan for that one.”
Chloe turned her head and growled, “You had no business telling the alleged counterfeiters we were newly weds so they’d let us sleep in their barn and then…and
then…oh!” She struggled to free her arms from the tight cocoon and then pulled the covers over her head.
“So when’d you get married? Who’s the God of Fire that boiled over the Ice Queen?”
The nurse returned, clipboard in hand. “Doctor Payne has approved your release. I just need to know when was the first day of your last menstrual period?”
Chloe popped her head out of the turtle shell. “September first.”
“September first? You mean you had some spotting then? You’re much further along than that. The height of your uterine fundus measures thirty-one weeks.”
Taurus asked, “Nurse, can she leave now? Should we expect more spells?”
“Yes she’s healthy and free to go. Just don’t let her get over excited and make sure she eats protein regularly. Limit sweets and starches.” The nurse left them alone.
“Well, get dressed, we have work to do.”
“I am not dressing in front of you and we do not have work to do.”
“Fine, I’ll be waiting outside.” Mike Taurus left the oddly decorated hospital room.
Chloe numbly dressed as she planned her exit. She peered out the drapes. No fire escape or ledge. Peeking into the hall, she saw a dead end. No way out. I’ll have to go past the desk where Taurus is using the phone.
She approached him from behind, pausing to listen in.
“—Yeah, this is gonna work out to our advantage—Perfect for our cover—Right then.”
She shoved him as he was hanging up. He stumbled into the high countered desk. Chloe breezed toward the stairs.
“So Lambert—no—Missus—just what is your last name now?”
Chloe kept walking.
“Just what are those personal reasons you have for leaving your assignment in Washington?”
“Can’t you guess, imbecile?” She trotted down the purple carpeted stairs.
“So you’re preggars, big deal. When the agency finds out, you’ll take a desk job, then a short leave of absence, then back into the field. Is your husband here?”
“No.”
“Back in DC? What happened, did you have a lovers spat? Didn’t wanna make love in the stable?”
“No, no and no!” She exited through the lobby door of the commandeered lavender hotel. Humidity punched her in the face.
“Then what are you doing in Miami Beach without your hubby?”
They jaywalked across the street.
“I don’t have a hubby!”
Oh…I’m so sorry. Was he a soldier? Killed in action?”
Chloe abruptly stopped in front of a radio repair shop. So did Taurus. She glared at him. “I’m not married. And I never have been. What do you think of that?”
Mockingly, Taurus scorned her, “Scandalous! The agency will brand you with a scarlet letter for this you hussy!”
Chloe feared the United States Secret Service really would fire her for being an unwed mother.
She stomped down the block. He kept pace.
Chloe held back tears. Oh what a mess I’ve gotten myself into. Dear lord forgive me of my sins.
He looked at his watch as they crossed Bay Road. They reached the bakery in record time.
       “Good-bye Taurus. Just walk outa my life right now if you know what’s good for you.”
 “We have a new assignment. Locally. Pack your things. I’ll call for you in a quarter hour.” Agent Taurus strode around the corner.
Chloe plopped down in a wobbly chair at one of the two little wrought iron tables on the sidewalk in front of Paddy-Cakes Bakery. She absently traced the emerald window lettering with her eyes. The nurse’s words sunk in.  “…No, you are much further along…the height of the uterine fundus is showing at thirty-one weeks…”
With her hand shaking, Chloe tenderly placed it on her bulging belly, tears silently falling. What have I done to you? Oh please help me. Mommy’s so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
A jeep screeched to a halt, stopping midway into the intersection and words were exchanged with a pedestrian. Trembling, Chloe stood up and walked to the bakery door. She noticed the small ‘Notary Public’ sign as she shuffled inside.
Paddy was making change for a soldier. “Hello little Miss Muffet. Is yer tuffet all better now?”
“Yeah, yes it is.” Her stomach growled in hunger pains at the cinnamony apple pie aroma wafting through like a magic carpet ride. She passed into the kitchen and trotted up the creaky staircase. Realizing she didn’t have her purse, Chloe turned the knob. They’d left it unlocked. Doesn’t matter anyhow. Someone didn’t need a key. But who? Before she could dwell on it, she saw an envelope on the hardwood floor. Chloe picked it up.
For your eyes only: C. Lambert
She shut the bedroom door and opened the letter.
New assignment. Agent Taurus will contact you.
Walking into the bathroom, she struck a match and lit the corner of the envelope. She defiantly held it until the flame was one iota from burning her fingertips and then dropped it into the commode. She repeated the ritual with the letter and then flushed.
As Chloe hurriedly packed, she thought back to the last time she’d worked with Taurus. They’d made great progress collecting evidence. His hunch had almost paid off. They’d had a magical evening, but then she got stupid. Of course he’d be bitter. She closed her suitcase and trotted down the stairs.
She met Taurus in the back alley. He opened the passenger door of his green 1941 Dodge pickup truck. She climbed in. He tossed her luggage into the back. They rode silently west into the City of Miami, then headed south, hugging the shoreline of Biscayne Bay. She stared out the windshield at the overcast evening.
* * * * *
He stopped the truck at a public park. Agent Taurus carried Agent Lambert’s luggage toward a nondescript boathouse. As she walked, her hand gently caressed the baby. He threw her things in a drab metal motor boat, and dragged it into the bay. Chloe clumsily stepped in, and sat at the front, facing him. Mike pulled the cord. The motor roared on the first try.   
Ten minutes into the voyage, he noticed tears were flowing down her face. He hollered over whining engine, “What’s the matter, Lambert? You’re one lucky bird not being disciplined for your disappearing act.”
“There is something terrible wrong with my baby.” What have I done?
He cut the motor off and stumbled to her. The boat rocked wildly. She grabbed the sides.
“What do you mean? Are you in pain?”
“No. It’s just what the nurse said. How big my womb is. I am not thirty-one weeks pregnant. That’s almost seven months. I can’t be any more than just barely turning five months.”
“Oh now relax, she said the baby was just fine. So you conceived earlier than you calculated.”
“No that’s impossible. He only…he just…the one time.” Her voice was breaking and her nose was running. The tears tasted salty like the spray from the ocean.
* * * * *
Taurus sat back down. With a clenched jaw, he pulled the cord and resumed the voyage. What in the hell am I going to do now?
The Intracoastal Waterway was relatively calm, except when they were caught twice in the wakes of Coast Guard ships. Chloe vomited over the side both times.
Taurus focused on the scatterings of little islands, some lush and thickly wooded, with mangrove and palm trees. Others were inhabited. He navigated southeastward in between Virginia Key and Key Biscayne. Penetrating the Atlantic Ocean, the water became deeper teal. More small islands dotted the mauve shrouded horizon.
Within an hour, they arrived at a dilapidated dock. Taurus cut the motor. Pelicans flapped overhead. He tied the boat off on a piling, threw her things onto the weathered decking and climbed out. “Ow!”
“What?” she asked.
“I got a splinter.”
“Sorry.”
He reached for Chloe’s hand and assisted her up.
“Let me see it.” she requested.
Mike raised his eyebrows.
“No! You know I mean the splinter.” What an inappropriate time for him to slip into his incorrigible wolf persona.  Incorrigibly charming. And alluring. Stop it Chloe girl. You’re just as inappropriate as he is.
* * * * *
“It’s nothing. I’ll live.”
She twisted his hand and examined it. Chloe flicked the surface of his calloused palm and teased the splinter back up from whence it entered. She dropped the sliver into the water.
Mike felt intoxicated from her touch. She’s such a sweet girl. Sensory memories flooded his brain as he tried not to let his improper feelings show. If only things had worked out differently…
 “Thanks.” He resisted the urge to hold her little hand in his as they walked along the narrow white sandy beach toward the only structure, a modest turquoise bungalow. “How are you feeling?”
“Much better since everything came up.”
“Sorry about the rough cruise.”
As the fishy breeze chilled goose pimples up on Chloe’s bare arms, the big fuchsia sun emerged from the clouds, just in time to disappear into the ocean.
Climbing three weathered wooden stairs, they arrived at the house. Chloe waited for him to unlock the orange door.
He threw her things in, shut the door and turned to his partner on the front porch. “Tell me everything.”
“What’s it matter? I’ve really goofed things up this time.”
Who did this to you?”
Chloe began sobbing. “Bill.”
“Bill who?”
Hundred Dollar Bill.”
What?” Taurus grabbed her shoulders and firmly backed her into a rattan rocking chair.
She plopped down.
He sat in an adjacent rocker. “Look, how can I help you if you won’t let me in on it? You need me Lambert, and heaven help the world, but I need you as well. Now start from the beginning.” He pulled a handkerchief out from the pocket of his gray trousers and shoved it on her nose. “Blow.”
And blow she did, four times. “Hey, this smells like beer.” Chloe turned the cloth and blew thrice more. She carefully refolded the sticky hanky and offered it back.
“Keep it.”
Chloe shook it open and hung it on the peeling white gingerbread railing. She stared at the intricate cutouts of hearts, spades, rum bottles and palm trees.
Agent Mike Taurus barked, “Tell me everything. Now.”
“You know I’ve been working at the DC B.E.P., right?”
“Yeah yeah yeah. Just spit it all out.”
“Well, one of the cops there, Bill, Sergeant Blandings, he was real nice to me. Bringing me chocolate frosted doughnuts and saying nice things about my outfits and such. And he even was helping to ease my workload, being all gentlemanly like…”
“What do you mean by—he was easing your workload?
“He’d come and pick up the imperfect currency and take it to the incinerator for me, so I didn’t have to climb the stairs in my high heels, carrying the bags.”
“Oh great—I don’t like where this one’s going!”
“Anyhow, one day he kissed me. And it’d been so long since anyone had done that
and…I dunno… He was kinda cute and next thing I knew, we were sneaking around, meeting up in Rock Creek Park and such.”
Chloe rocked rhythmically. Her hands gripped the smooth arms of the old chair. The half moon tried to peek out of the clouds.
“Okay, I get the picture. You poor stupid female. Let me guess—he’s married and his wife just doesn’t understand him, and one night, all alone in the park—he had his way with you, then told you it was all your fault for being a cock tease.”
Chloe stifled a sob.
“You don’t even get it, do you girl? You still see him in this romantic fantasy. You think love is the same as being used. Haven’t you ever been in love for real Chloe? With a real man, not this bastard?”
Chloe gritted her teeth. “You men are all alike.”
“Don’t even go there Chloe. I never forced a woman. You of all people should know that. You said yes with your—bewitching sighs, then abruptly refused me—and I honored you.”
Taurus kicked his chair back as he stormed off the porch. 

Monday, May 23, 2011

Sherry's Five Day House Cleaning Cycle

I have been fluttering and sputtering and occasionally splattering with the FlyLady house cleaning method for a few years. I had gone back into the workplace for eighteen months, but when my parents died, I really needed to be home again, with my family. So I am once again a stay at home mom, and happier than I can ever remember.

I've always had trouble working out a schedule to get my cleaning done because my dear husband works shift work and when he's home, he wants to have me participating in his world, as I want to be. I have finally discovered a way to make things work for both of us. Instead of trying to fit my house cleaning routines in a 7 day weekly schedule, I have realigned mine into the five day schedule to coincide with his work. And it's brilliant! I'm not saying the house is cleaning itself, of course it isn't, but everything is getting done, and I want to do it! I'm not procrastinating or dreading. And my home is clean and blessed. Hooray.

This is my plan:


Day One
Change Son's Sheets
Do Kelly's Daily Zone Mission
Swish and Swipe the Bathrooms
Vacuum
Weed
Plan Menu
15 Minute Declutter

Day Two
Change Daughter's Sheets
Do Kelly's Daily Zone Mission
My Weekly Home Blessing:
vacuum
dust
mop
mirrors and glass doors
purge magazines
empty trash

Day Three
Change Master Sheets
Do Kelly's Daily Zone Mission
Swish & Swipe
Vacuum
Weed
15 Minute Declutter

Day Four
Do Kelly's Daily Zone Mission
Swish & Swipe
Vacuum Along Walls
Weed
15 Minute Declutter

Day Five
Do Kelly's Daily Zone Mission
Swish & Swipe
Vacuum
Dust Baseboards & Stairs
Weed
15 Minute Declutter

I moved the changing of the sheets to the top of the list to get it done first thing. I strip the bed, put fresh sheets on, then immediately put the dirty into the wash.

Next priority is Kelly's Daily Zone Mission, to get it done and not procrastinate and tell myself I don't have time.


I hate weeding. The past couple of years I've only done it reluctantly and poor dear hubby was stuck. Now it's no big deal. 15 minutes four days out of five. Anybody can weed for 15 minutes.


I am working on creating my own zone cleaning tasks for my family's home. Right now, Kelly's are working fine for me, but I will personalize them and share them with you all when I have.


It's wonderful to live in a clean home. Is your home clean?


These two books changed my life:



Friday, May 20, 2011

Excerpt: Hundred Dollar Bill Chapter Two

Chapter Two

Two hours later the Havana Special’s brakes squealed as it rolled to a smooth stop. The steam engine’s whistle blasted one long note. Perched on a white leather and stainless steel stool bolted to the floor of the lounge car, Chloe looked out the wide window. Sepia clouds framed a new moon. No precipitation fell. The sign on the dimly lit platform identified the station as Richmond.
Edgy from the coffee, she hopped up and hurried through the darkened narrow corridors. In the vestibules, she impatiently heaved one door open, stepped in between the cars and opened the adjoining door. Worried she’d wake someone, Chloe cringed each time a door slammed. There just was no quiet way of transcending the thresholds.
Reaching her reserved coach car, she squinted in the darkness. The conductor strolled up to her. In a hushed tone, he said, “We’re changing over to diesel engines and adding two more sleeper cars. Go ahead and return to your seat. I’ll let you know when you can walk back to your berth.”
“May I get off the train and watch?”
“No miss. Passengers may not detrain while we’re adding cars.”
She sighed and sat next to the kissing sailor. Spittle ran down his smiling baby face. If only I could sleep like that.
Chloe experienced the aftershocks of a hard jerk when the diesel locomotives coupled. She grabbed onto the armrests of her wool-upholstered seat. Moments later she heard a bell faintly clanging. A backward thrust and a bump signaled the Pullman sleeping cars had been added. After a short pause and two toots, the Havana Special resumed its voyage to paradise.
“Miss, you may walk back to the last sleeper car now.” the conductor said.
 “Thank you.” She swayed with the cadence of the train, down the aisle of slumbering passengers. An Army Air Corps nurse was sprawled across two seats, snoring. Her legs were splayed open and one foot encroached over the armrest, into the aisle. Chloe turned sideways and squeezed past. She stopped and felt around on the overhead rack until she pulled out a blanket. Chloe quietly unfolded the thin white cover and gently draped it over the woman’s legs, hiding the view up her skirt.
She continued walking to the last Pullman car. Letting out a weary breath, Chloe patiently waited her turn in the sleeper. The porter, dressed in a snappy white jacket, assigned her a berth. Feeling as though she’d been hit by a locomotive, she whimpered as he assisted her up the ladder.
“I’m sorry miss. Are you all right?”
“Yes.” she lied.
“You sure?”
Chloe climbed onto the bunk and swung her legs on top of the cool crisp white sheet. “Yes, I’m fine. Thank you.” Leave all ready, will ya? She handed him a quarter.
“Thank you miss. I’ll be by momentarily to collect your shoes for polishing.” The porter pulled the blue wool curtain shut and moved on to assist a woman with three irritable children.
* * * * *
Chloe slept until late afternoon. She opened the aisle curtain and squinted into the light. Scooting to the edge of her bunk, Chloe let her legs dangle as she grabbed her pocketbook. Seizing the ladder, she stepped down the swaying rungs. She walked into the ladies lounge and used the toilet. Chloe washed and dried her hands, then moved into the spacious primping compartment. She sat on one of five bolted down stools in front of a stainless steel counter and wall-to-wall mirror. The railway had provided hair lacquer, tissues and six bottles of perfume on a silver tray.
She freshened her makeup and brushed her hair. Chloe sprayed her curls into place with the lacquer. She blotted her lips with a tissue and then squirted on rose scented French perfume. The metal door banged open as a woman and a little girl entered. Chloe smiled at them and left.
She stumbled through the rail cars with the rapidly escalating side-to-side pitch of the train. In the jam-packed dining car, she bought a ham sandwich on buttered white bread, gobbling it as she plodded to the first lounge car. There weren’t any empty seats in there either. Chloe continued walking until she arrived at the special tavern lounge observation car, at the end of the train. She lucked into a comfortable chair next to a glass-topped end table, just as someone left. She tried to disappear into the laughter permeating the streamlined pink, mint and periwinkle art deco room.
The piano man began his first set. Chloe soon lost herself in his melodies and reminisced over the good times. The day she met Bill, and the mischievous twinkle in his eyes…their secret love…on her part anyway. Bill never once said, “I love you.” He just used her. She admitted it to herself. How could she have been so stupid? All she wanted was for somebody to love her. To wrap his arms around her and kiss and comfort her. Someone to make her feel that she was lovable.
I was so stupid. Nobody loves me. Never has, never will. And now look what a mess I’ve gotten myself into. I have to run. Far away.
Shuddering at the memory of her last night in Washington, Chloe allowed herself a good cry.
* * * * *
Helping herself to the napkins arranged like a fan on the end table, Chloe picked a couple of them up. They were embossed The Havana Special. She wiped her eyes and nose. Determined to begin anew, Chloe gritted her teeth and stood up with perfect posture. There. That didn’t hurt too much. Maneuvering through the smoky haze, she hummed along to a Mitch Miller song. In between well-groomed heads, she caught a glimpse of the Clark Gable mustached bartender.
The same terrific smelling gentleman she’d passed in the corridor during the night bumped against her back as the train pitched hard on a curve. Mike Taurus said, “Pardon me.”
The slight jolt stung Chloe’s bruises and sore muscles. I never knew everything was attached to my back. She stifled a gasp and half smiled, looking from side to side, trying to keep her sites on the bartender. There was something magical and comforting about his aura, drawing her to him.
She never looked at Mike Taurus.
Chloe dodged animated hands waving lighted cigarettes and booze. She arrived at the bar and steadied herself by holding onto the pink marble counter. Leaning in close to the bartender, she asked as loudly as she could without screaming, “Hot tea please.”
The bartender was crooning to the tune of Make Believe Island. He finished the first verse and shouted, “Are you sure you want tea miss? I’ve got some killer martinis.”
Chloe caught a little hint of a British accent in his spoken words, but not in his singing. “Yes, hot tea with sugar please.”
He dashed off to the kitchen to fetch a fresh little pot of tea.
When he returned still singing, Chloe enjoyed his soothing voice as she scooped three sugar cubes into a gold-rimmed teacup. She visualized the fantasy in his lyrics. Sunshine, blue water and beautiful flowers. Make Believe Island. A magical paradise where the future is much better than the past. Chloe laid the small silver spoon on the cup’s saucer.
The crooner grinned at Chloe while she fished coins out of her purse. She dropped them on the bar.   
Looking forward to the first delicious sip, Chloe balanced the cup and saucer in her left hand and her purse and the small silver teapot in her right as she navigated through the lively throng.
Mike Taurus pushed his way up to the bar and motioned for the barkeep to lean in closer. He complied.
Mike whispered, “What’s the story with her?”
“What?”
Mike shouted, “What’s the story with her?” He spun around and was satisfied no one else had heard him. The mix of service men and women as well as a few civilian ladies were immersed in their own merriment. He returned his attention to the bartender.
The bartender stroked his mustache. He hollered, “She bawled her eyes out and then came up here swaying to the music. Beats me. I can’t believe there’s some stupid stooge who would hurt a classy dame like that.”
“Gimme a bottle of beer and a pot of tea.”
The bartender winked. “Sure thing, mister.” He popped the top off a bottle of Miller High Life, placed a cup and saucer on the counter and then dashed off to the kitchen. He retrieved a second little pot of steaming tea.
Mike threw a dollar bill on the bar. He slid the beer into his pants pocket. Opening the hinged lid on the pot, he plunked in five sugar cubes and snapped it shut. Mike Taurus carried the teapot, along with a cup and saucer toward the end of the car.
The barkeep winked and muttered, “That’s it brother, get her on the rebound…” He continued singing softly fading out at the end of the refrain.
The train pitched hard toward the left. The cup and saucer flew from Mike’s hand. The porcelain saucer broke in half as it hit the polished wood floor. The cup miraculously just bounced. Scalding tea sloshed through the little silver spout, searing his chest. Cold beer slopped down the front of his gray trousers.
* * * * *
Chloe balanced the teapot and cup while walking back to her coach seat. Perhaps I’ll try to make conversation with the sailor. I don’t wanna, but I do need the practice. As she passed by her berth, she noticed the porter had made the bed. She drew a deep breath. The air was much fresher in the Pullman car than it was in the social areas.
When Chloe arrived at her coach seat, she was relieved to see the sailor was gone. His duffel bag and pea coat were missing from the overhead rack. He must’ve gotten off in South Carolina. Yes! I get a small reprieve. There will be plenty more service men to become acquainted with in Miami Beach.
Chloe sat in the window seat and clumsily opened the tray table. She placed the cup and saucer on it and poured tea from the silver pot. Steam swirled from the steeped orange and black pekoe. Stirring to melt the sugar, she slopped a little tea onto the saucer. She took a careful sip and savored the hot comfort. Glancing out the window, Chloe marveled at her first glimpse of the palm trees whizzing by. She’d only seen them in books.
The conductor strolled through casually announcing, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached our top speed of ninety miles per hour. Out your windows, you’ll see we are passing through the Georgia swamps. Please rest assured that the odor permeating the train is swamp gas and not your traveling companion.”
Chloe and the other passengers giggled.
* * * * *
The train made good time down to Jacksonville, Florida, where they had a scheduled four hour layover. Chloe caught the conductor’s eye. She motioned him over. “May I get off here and walk around a bit?”
“Yes miss. There’s a newsstand in the station. And some telephones.”
Chloe held tight to the cold metal handrails as she followed two females from the Army Air Corps and a nun down the black perforated steel stairs to the concrete platform. The quartet paced duckling-like, watching the crew swap the two purple and silver Atlantic Coast Line diesel engines for two red and yellow Florida East Coast diesels.
Chloe walked over to the building and pushed the glass door open. She held it for the broad shouldered nun with wiry eyebrows and a huge nose. Oh the poor woman. She’s so homely. I wonder if that’s what led her to the calling? They entered. Chloe bought a newspaper and a pack of gum. It felt so good to walk a bit.
* * * * *
Back on board, she read until midnight when they arrived in New Smyrna Beach, Florida. There they had to stop on a siding to let troop trains pass.
With a long pull of the whistle and squealing brakes, the Havana Special rolled into Miami at 9:00 a.m. This was the end of the line and all of the passengers got off. In the bustle on the platform, Chloe stepped into her new world and felt flushed. She removed her coat and sat on a bench. Opening the envelope Mrs. Grogan had given her, Chloe pulled out a pink piece of stationery and some cash. Bless Mrs. Grogan. I’ll pay her back, just as soon as I’m settled and have a new job. A new job?
Chloe hadn’t thought that far ahead. What could she do on Miami Beach? Examine palm trees? Count grains of sand? Polish boots? This place smelt like boot polish. She remembered Bill’s boots and the way he used to snuff out his cigarettes with them. But he never will again. Chloe shuddered.
She tucked the money and address into her purse, draped her coat over one arm and trudged off with her luggage to the newsstand. She bought a city map and headed to a waiting bus. An Oriental woman boarding behind her helped heave the luggage up the steps.  
Chloe told her, “Thanks.” and found a seat in the third row. I remember her from the train. She picked up the lamb for the kid. Nice lady. As they crossed the causeway into the city of Miami Beach, she gazed out the clean window. On Collins Avenue the hotels captivated her. They were painted ocean aquamarine, shrimp coral, impatiens fuchsia, eye shadow lavender, and sunflower yellow. Palm fronds rustled in the heavy ocean breeze.
Chloe felt bloated. Her clothes were uncomfortable, no doubt from being sedentary for so long on the train. She looked forward to taking her shoes, stockings and girdle off. At Lincoln Road she pulled the rope and stepped into the paradise of tropical Florida.
Chloe crossed the street and set her things down next to a fountain. She sat herself on the wide white concrete rim. The wind sent an occasional water droplet onto her hot skin. She smiled. Opening the map, she quickly located Bay Road. It looks like it’s only a couple of inches away. But heck, I should have gotten off over at Alton Road. Yeah, but then I would’ve missed the art deco hotels, and glimpses of the ocean. Now I’ve got a longer walk. Oh well.
She memorized all the left-right-lefts and folded the map. Chloe picked up her belongings and walked and walked and walked. Those measly two inches on the map translated into aching feet in high heels. When she noticed she was on the thirteen hundred block of Bay Road, she pulled the pink paper out of her purse.
Patrick Grogan
1401 Bay Road
Miami Beach
Darn it. I already passed it on the last block. Chloe turned around, walked back to the corner and crossed the street again. Sunbeams shone on a bay window in the two-story yellow stucco building. Emerald lettering on the glass spelled out Paddy-Cakes Bakery.  
A beautiful three-tiered wedding cake with real white pansies spiraling down, took center presentation in the storefront window. White chocolates spilled around the base, intertwined with glistening white and peach pearl strands. It was the most romantic cake Chloe had ever seen.
She didn’t allow herself to daydream over it being hers some day. Cruel fate has robbed me of that dream. I need a quickie marriage at city hall, to some poor lonely young man about to be sent off to war.
Chloe tried to push the bakery door open but it was locked. The light was on. She rapped on the glass. Inside, a deeply tanned bearded man with a fringe of white hair around his dome swept the green and white checkerboard floor. He quickly donned a baker’s hat and opened the door.
“Sorry love, I don’t open until ten. I’ll save a cinnamon-hazelnut wiggle worm just for ye.”
“Wiggle worm?”
“It’s a doughnut dear.”
“Oh…I’m looking for Patrick Grogan. Mrs. Grogan…uh, Mrs. Dolly Grogan sent me.”
He smiled, took her bags and ushered her in. “Yer lookin’ at ‘im love. Ye must be Carnie?”           
“Chloe…Chloe Lambert.”
“Sorry! Terrible with names. Come on and I’ll get ye some coffee and that wiggly worm.”
The thought of eating made her queasy. “Thank you, but I’d really like to rest. I’ve had quite a miserable train trip.”
“Where’s my manners? I’m sorry love, surely ye have. Come on up with me. I’ve got yer room all ready.”
Mr. Grogan used her big suitcase to nudge open the swinging white door into the kitchen. They passed by a waist high white marble counter top with a canister of flour and a marble rolling pin standing by to roll out sweet or savory comfort.
Chloe inhaled sugar, spice, and everything nice as she took in the set up—three industrial ovens, a refrigerator, a sink, two big electric dough mixers and a nut grinder. She looked at the other side of the kitchen, well more or less one third of it, by her judgment. It had a home range, a refrigerator, a few cupboards and a kitchen table with four chairs. There was a window over the sink and a back door with glass on top. There were two more interior doors. One was obviously a pantry. The other door probably leads to private living space.
The baker lugged her things up a narrow creaky staircase. Chloe followed several rungs behind, holding onto the beautiful oak banister. The spindles had been turned in five different designs, each its own beauty.
At the end of a dark hallway, Paddy Grogan opened a door. He set her baggage just inside, next to a small dresser. Chloe entered behind him. When Paddy opened the palm motif drapes, sunlight flooded in. The decor was tropical green, peach and raspberry.
“Come on over here, love. If ye peer out between those two buildings ye can see the bay. Biscayne Bay. Try to catch the sunset there every evenin’—Miss—Miss Mary had a little lamb. You’ll not regret it. Different every time. Ain’t nothin’ like it in the world. Just beautiful.”
Chloe dropped her purse and coat onto the brass bed as she squeezed around the end of it. At the window, she felt the warmth. A smile overtook her. What a difference a change in latitude makes. I might just be able to make a decent new life here in Shangri-La.
Paddy pulled two keys from his apron pocket. “This one unlocks the front and back doors and this one is for yer bed chamber.”
She took them and listened to the old gentleman.
“Yer bathroom is right through that door. No other tenants at the mo, so it’s all yers. My quarters are downstairs behind the kitchen, so I won’t be underfoot. Feel free to walk around in the nude if ye’d like.” He winked and laughed as he saw the startled look on her face. “Don’t ye go worryin’ ‘bout me miss. My mind is filthy but my actions are respectable. Probably why I’m still a bachelor. Ho hum.”
“Thank you Mister Grogan. This is so kind of you to take me in. How much do I owe you for the first and last month’s rent?”
He rubbed his beard. She saw the twinkle in his warm brown eyes. He blinked his long thick lashes as he calculated. “Well, I don’t know now. I suppose I could either charge ye what dear old Dolly did or else ye could go down and have my famous wiggle worm and…”
Eww! Does he mean what I think he does? “I’ll pay you the same as Mrs. Grogan charged.” Chloe grabbed her purse and dropped the keys inside. She fumbled with the pink envelope and counted out the cash.
Mr. Grogan dramatically feigned disappointment. He stuffed the money into his apron pocket. “I’m sorry miss. I won’t be makin' any more off-color jokes. Relax and get some rest darlin’.”
“Thank you.”
He stepped into the hallway and softly shut the door.
Chloe didn’t know what to make of Paddy. The old man had a very sweet and warm smile. She remembered Mrs. Grogan telling her he was made of good stock and that he’d protect her. Chloe nervously decided to stay, but just to feel safer—she locked the door and pushed a wicker rocking chair over from the corner, wedging it under the doorknob. Not because of Paddy especially, but just in case—. She put it out of her mind.
Chloe stuffed the envelope back into her purse and laid it on the dresser. She peeled off her binding clothes. Heaving her brown suitcase onto the bed, the right latch caught under her fingernail and bent it back. “Ow!” After rubbing her injury, she unfastened the other latch. The suitcase popped open, about five inches. She raised the lid.
Chloe found her simple white nightgown. She pulled it over her head and arms. The dresser had three drawers that she filled with panties, slips, brassieres, girdles, socks, garter belts and rayon stockings.
The closet was even smaller than the one in DC. She hurriedly hung her clothes on wire hangers and draped her terrycloth robe on the brass hook on the inside of the door. Leaving her desk supplies and bedside table trinkets inside, she shut and latched the suitcase. Chloe tilted and hoisted it onto the top shelf. She heard the can of pennies spilling. With some necessary pressure she shoved the door closed.
In the white tiled bathroom, Chloe looked around as she used the commode. She saw the small bathtub and knew she should bathe after the long voyage, but not now. I’m too tired.
Chloe inserted the stopper into the seashell shaped porcelain sink. She filled it half way with warm water. A fresh white bar of Ivory soap made a nice soft lather. She washed her face. Chloe let the soap float as she turned and felt for a towel, hanging behind her on a chrome rod. The rough texture rubbed her bruised skin. She draped the towel on the rod, placed the soap in the chrome dish and let the water drain.
Avoiding her reflection in the medicine chest mirror, Chloe stared at the stained grout on the floor as she brushed her teeth. Her lower lip stung when the bristles touched the spot where her mouth hit the police call box. A tear trickled. Chloe swilled water and spit. She rinsed her toothbrush and hung it in a chrome wall rack.
Back in the bedroom, she folded her dirty clothes and put them on the top of the dresser. The new tenant slipped her weary body under the raspberry sherbet sheets. The cotton felt luxurious. She fell into a deep slumber. Nightmares crept up, in black and white.
 In the first act Chloe was revisiting the resort along the North Carolina coast where she’d spent her fourteenth summer. Her daddy had worked security there. She saw long necked giraffes sticking out of the circus train that had performed in town. It was parked on a railroad siding adjacent to the resort.
The black and white faded into vivid color. A blue clown argued with a bearded lady wearing a pink polka dotted dress. Chloe had seen them bickering before. Someone said they were married. It bothered her. She’d worried that’s what happened after people said, “I do.” Her parents didn’t get along either. Momma wouldn’t come out of the mountains for Daddy’s summer job. So it was just Chloe and him, but that was all right. Daddy spoiled her rotten. She loved him so much.
A front loader was digging, digging, digging. Chloe could smell the moist peat. Her breathing quickened. The black and white crept back in. She watched a crane hoist the carcass. An Asian elephant had died giving birth. She watched it swaying over the hole. Then the rope broke. The ground shook as the mammalian mother landed in the dirt pile. Chloe tasted the dusty air. She watched the men using tent poles for leverage to roll the cadaver into its grave.
The scene turned blood red as the circus owner aimed his shotgun. He wanted no part of hand raising an orphaned pachyderm.
Chloe woke up screaming, “No! Don’t shoot! Don’t shoot!” Too frightened to move, she reminded herself that Daddy stopped the slaughter. He persuaded the owner to leave the baby elephant at the resort.
Despite the bad dream, Chloe realized that had been a joyous summer. She named the little elephant Laughter. Clutching the sheet in her hands, she remembered the sloppy mess he made when she put bottles of milk in his mouth and how he entertained the vacationers when he used to pick up sticks with his trunk and scratch his back.
Never opening her eyes, she lay there breathing through her mouth until she drifted back into slumber land. The next black and white dream commenced.
Chloe dreamt she was swimming in the ocean, further and further out, practicing her endurance for the upcoming competition. The soothing water welcomed the young girl. She swam out then turned and tread water. The beach was deserted. She saw Laughter grazing on kudzu.
The water suddenly felt thick as her dream morphed into sepia. The kudzu turned into poison hemlock. “No Laughter! Don’t eat…”
The scene changed to a man caught in a riptide battling his way back to shore. He was drowning. Chloe felt as if she were swimming in quicksand trying to reach the victim. Finally in slow motion Chloe wrapped her arm around him and swum parallel to the beach for about fifty feet. She reached the edge of the riptide and drug him toward shore. A woman and two other men met them in chest deep water. She watched as they helped him stumble to the brown sandy beach.
Chloe woke up. She shuffled to the bathroom and got a drink of water. Walking by the window, she saw it—the sunball. Tangerine and bigger than a harvest moon. This was literally the closest she’d ever come to the sun.
She returned to the soft feather pillow. The cool raspberry sheets felt soothing on her battered body. Chloe nervously let herself look forward to the future as she laid herself back down to new colorful sweet dreams, not horrible memories.
* * * * *
Chloe opened her eyes to the Thursday morning sun. She’d kicked off all the covers, perspiring during the early hours. She hurried through a tepid bath. After getting dressed Chloe decided it was too hot for anything more than lipstick and powder. The bruise on her cheek was camouflaged well enough. She brushed her auburn mane, rolled the sides and pinned them in place. The hair spray was suffocating this morning but she still could pick out the wafting aroma of yeast, chocolate and strawberries.
Chloe tightened the sheets on her bed, proud of the perfect corners she’d made. The wicker rocking chair scraped along the hardwood floor when she shoved it back to the corner. Picking up her purse from the dresser, she walked out into the hall, locking the door behind her. As she descended the creaky, narrow staircase to the kitchen, Chloe blurted out “Orange and spice tea!”
“Well top o’ the mornin’ to ye and orange tea for the rest of the day, Miss Little Bo Peep. Had a herd and a half of sheep to count yesterday, did ye now?”
“Oh, Mr. Grogan, I slept heavenly thank you. So where’s a girl get a bite to eat around here?” She wandered around the kitchen, opening cupboards and peeking under cloths covering bowls of rising dough. Chloe procured a white cup and saucer and poured the steeping contents of a green porcelain teapot into it.
“Ye’ve got some sniffer on ye there. I’ve not known anyone to whiff out the scent of tea from a mile high.”
She giggled. My sense of smell has been heightened lately. Chloe gobbled up a biscuit with fresh strawberry jam and then nibbled one of his so-called infamous cinnamon-hazelnut creations. “Say, you do have a tasty wiggle worm.”
A tinkling bell alerted Paddy to a customer. “There’s some fried ham on the stove. Help yerself.” He scurried out to the front room.
Chloe enjoyed the crispy ham and took the time to savor the tea. So far so good.  She’d made her getaway and was now a thousand miles from DC. And Bill. Her eyes welled up, but she refused to cry anymore over him. So long as the police don’t catch up to me I’ll be fine. I’m not the one that murdered him after all. The only thing I’ve got to be guilty of is falling for a married man…and…
 She washed her dishes and scraped the excess grease from the iron skillet. Chloe found a dishrag and wiped the crumbs and goo off the table. She rinsed the crumbs into the sink and wrung out the rag, draping it over the back of a chair to dry.
Sticking her head out the swinging door into the storefront, she called out “May I please use your telephone?”
“Sure thing Little Red Riding Hood.”
Chloe spoke to the operator and held her breath, waiting for Myron Wimpledink to come to the phone.
* * * * *
Eleanor Roosevelt emerged from the Lincoln bedroom, startled to find her husband in the hallway.
He said, “Babs! Didn’t see you come in. How was the hoop dee doo? Tell me, are the older ladies supportive of my efforts?”
“Um…yes. Yes they are.”
“So’d you get swept off your feet by some handsome Republican?”
“Naturally…a baker’s dozen of ‘em.”
“Say, the Secret Service boys told me counterfeit money’s been turning up in the District, Maryland, Virginia and West Virginia.”
“Oh? That’s…alarming…I’m really tired.”
“I’m on my way for a long hot soak. Care to join me?”
“Um…no dear. I just want to get out of these shoes and get some shut eye.”
“So be it. Goodnight…I love you.”
She leaned down. They kissed.
“And I love you.”
As she turned away, he grabbed her arm. “Babs, what’s that all along the hem of your dress?”
“Hunh?”
He seized the emerald taffeta near her waist and began hoisting it up. Eleanor’s green pumps were filthy. His gaze ran up her rayon stockings. They were tight at the ankles and baggy at the knees. Franklin examined the bottom of her dress.
The first lady blushed as she looked over her shoulder. “Franklin! What if…”
“Cobwebs. Well I’ll be. Rosie the Riveter must be older than I thought.”
Eleanor pulled away, smoothing the taffeta down. She gave him the evil eye.
Franklin chuckled as she walked off. He followed his pup into the Lincoln bedroom. Looking around the sparse spotless room, he wondered what his wife had been up to. Fala sniffed the paneling along the fireplace wall. Mr. Roosevelt heard a voice in the corridor.
“Sir? Sir? Where you are?”
Fala jumped into his lap. The president rolled into the hallway. “Ah, looking for you good fellow. Come and draw my bath now. So tell me Fuji, how is that stunning creature you hoodwinked into matrimony?” Tired and aching, Mr. Roosevelt allowed his valet to push his wheelchair to the president’s bedroom.
“Traveling again. But Mrs. Fuji did send special package you requested.”
“Perfect timing son.”
Fala leapt from his master's lap to the chair at the foot of the bed. He circled twice and kneaded his paws into the upholstery before curling up to sleep. As was their usual routine, the president began undressing.
The valet stepped into the adjoining bathroom and turned the spigots on. Fuji adjusted the temperature and then told his boss, “Be right back.” as he dashed out of the suite.
Fuji soon returned with a brown interagency envelope. He delivered it to the president then mumbled, “I hope no overflow!” as he ran into the bathroom.
Mr. Roosevelt unsealed the metal clasp on the envelope and emptied the contents onto his white bedspread. He grinned while inspecting the nylon stockings.
“Okay sir, your bath is drawn.”
President Franklin Delano Roosevelt replaced the contraband, wheeled over to a bookshelf and slipped the envelope behind an original edition of Poor Richard’s Almanac. “When’s the missus due back?”
“Not for month. Wish we get delivery from stork and she stay home.” He pushed the wheelchair into the bathroom. Fuji removed Mr. Roosevelt’s trousers and torturous leg braces.
The president smiled. “Careful what you wish for. Once that old stork finds your address, he might become a pest. He visited the missus and I six times in ten years. First a little girl, then five boys.”
Claude Fuji laughed with the president.
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Still high on adrenalin, the first lady changed into blue and white striped pajamas. She left her bedroom and took her dirty clothes to the hamper in the hall closet, dropping them on top. She dug down and fished out her husband’s shirt—the collar had a smudge. She tucked it under her arm and trotted downstairs, straight to his secretary’s office. Looking over her shoulder, Mrs. Roosevelt ducked inside. She sat in Vera Blandings' chair, rummaging through her desk. The first lady removed a tube of lipstick from the top side drawer. She neatened the small stacks of papers inside, then hurried back to her bedroom. Thank goodness no one saw me.
Eleanor shut the door and locked it. She yanked the cap from the lipstick and twisted it up. Mrs. Roosevelt compared the color to the smudge on her husband’s shirt. It matched. Her stomach churned as tears welled up in her eyes. She twisted the lipstick back down, replaced the cap and chucked it into a wastebasket. Then she shoved his shirt in with it. She stomped it down with her foot.
Eleanor climbed in bed and picked up the telephone receiver on her walnut nightstand.
The White House operator said, “Yes Missus Roosevelt, how may I direct your call?”