Saturday, March 31, 2012

SINC Central Virginia Chapter

Today I finally made it to my first meeting this year of the Central Virginia Chapter of Sisters in Crime, an organization to further the careers of female mystery writers.

Jeb Hoge and John DeMott gave an informative presentation on social media. Bottom line:  All writers need to at least have a Facebook Fan Page. This is separate from any personal pages you have. And remember to keep it that way. You should never post anything on public social media that you would not say in person at a gathering where you do not know everyone. Keep it positive. We all have bad days, but don't air your ire or angst here. 

They also recommend writers try Twitter. Posting in 140 characters is not for everyone. Some people don't 'get it'. That's fine. I personally love Twitter and am very comfortable there. It's great for ADD. No big time commitment.

Mr. Hoge and Mr. DeMott further recommend you add one more social networking site to your promotion. Sample as many as you like until you find one that fits. Or is at least tolerable. 

Take away message:  "Perfection is not required. Participation is." or something like that...Find something you can not just post to, but visit and interact. Statically posting to Facebook and Twitter and never going in to see if anyone commented and establishing a dialogue with them is not going to be effective. People will stop bothering with you. Engage your readers and enjoy yourself.

Friday, March 9, 2012

A Calm Mount Laundry

I frequently Tweet "I'm climbing Mt. Laundry. Can I throw anyone a rope?"

Let's face it. No matter how often we do laundry, there is always a pile. I have a family of four and three of them wear regular clothes plus uniforms. Not the kind that goes to the dry cleaners. The kind that ends up on Mt. Laundry.

Do you have a washer and/or dryer? Let's stop right there and everyone who answered affirmatively please count your blessings that you do not have to make a regular schlepp to a Laundromat, the communal laundry in your basement or complex or to a friend or relative's home.

Most of us who live in planned communities cannot have a clothesline outside to air dry our laundry.

I have a small laundry room which is the breezeway between the garage and kitchen. It's just wide enough for the washer and dryer to sit side by side and about that deep. Hubby lovingly reconfigured it years ago, so the doors line up down the middle. Then he built me a platform for my front loading washer and dryer to sit up on, so I don't have to sit on the floor and tug laundry in and out of the machines. He hung cabinets over them. I need a step-stool to reach into them but that's okay because he's filled them with guy stuff.

Last year, I coaxed him to hang a closet rod on the other side of the room, with a shelf above. I use the shelf for bleach, extra fabric softener, stain remover and bulk household goods like napkins, paper towels and lysol. He's also stowed paint cans up there. It's nice because I can hang the clothes right out of the dryer, instead of trekking upstairs, dumping them on my bed and sifting through.

A few months ago, I measured and bought tall plastic laundry baskets to line up in two rows under the hanging clothes. All of our dirty stuff goes in here. No more sorting laundry in the kitchen or family room. What a concept.

Hubby is a bit miffed the the laundry room is now just for laundry. I got rid of all of his miscellaneous guy stuff that was on the floor.

I am quite content that the laundry room is now just for laundry. Sometimes I feel all I accomplish in a day is laundry. Washed, dried, folded and hung with love. For my family.

What is your laundry situation like?

Eleanor's Entrance Excerpt

Thousand Dollar Pharaoh
By Sherry Morris
Excerpt:
“You do not interrupt me when I am speaking, Miss Lambert. You show up a day late for your testimony, wearing a Halloween getup and harlot makeup. I don’t even believe you are injured. Bailiff, whack her arm with your slapjack.”
Chloe leapt up. “No! That’s barbaric. We’re in the United States Federal Court in 1945. How dare you!”
“I sentence you to twenty-four hours in jail for contempt of court. Bailiff, remove this witness. And I hereby order a medical examination as well as a psychological examination. Court is adjourned until 10 a.m. tomorrow morning.” He banged his gavel.
Chloe’s face contorted in defiance as the no-nonsense guard allowed her to step down from the witness box. The courtroom audience clambered to their feet and chattered, thrilled with the spectacle.
As the jury filed out, Chloe knew her goose was cooked. How in the bejeevers would she ever get past the medical exam? It wouldn’t even get that far. As soon as they strip-searched her, she’d be arrested. Oh wait, she already was. Think, Chloe girl...think. What to do, what to do, when your foot is stuck in the glue...
The bailiff firmly gripped her left elbow as he escorted her through the parting crowd. Out in the hallway reporters hollered, “Miss Lambert, what’s with the getup?”
“Is your arm really paralyzed?”
“How much do you charge per hour?”
The bailiff used his other arm to grab that guy by the collar. “None of that in this courthouse, mister.” Then he jerked him loose. “Come on, miss. Step lively.”
The courtroom audience followed them down the corridor. It was odd him taking her out this way. Odd indeed. Parading her like a circus oddity. Circus. Laughter, the elephant. Chloe smiled at the fond childhood memory. Wait a minute and focus, girl.
“I need to use the ladies’ room.”
“Fine.”
He led her down the corridor to the ladies’ room and pushed the door open.
“You are not coming in here with me,” she insisted.
“Rules. I’ll turn around.”
“That will not be necessary,” said Eleanor Roosevelt.
Chloe turned and smiled at the widowed First Lady.
“I need to freshen up myself, and I’ll not have you in there with me. I’ll keep an eye on the young lady,” Eleanor declared.
The guard shrugged and threw up his arm. The two ladies went in. The door swung closed.
Chloe surveyed the room. Dingy green painted concrete cinder-block walls, dingy green fixtures and floor. Even the fluorescent lighting cast a green glow. No window. A supply room with the door ajar, two toilet stalls, two sinks, two shelves, two mirrors, two used bars of white soap. A stack of sanitary napkins on a folding chair stuck in the corner. Not too sanitary. And a trash can. Chloe quickly peeked underneath the stalls. “This one is empty, Mrs. Roosevelt.” She moved on and discovered no legs under the second stall.
“You go first, dear. How are you, Chloe? I’m so sorry to see you’ve sacrificed so dearly for our country.”
Chloe stepped inside the second stall. “Oh, I’ll be all right. I just need to get through this stupid contempt-of-court incarceration and back to the mission.”
Hanging the carpet bag on the door hook, Chloe wiggled out of the sling. Struggling with her right arm, she finally gave up and emerged. “Mrs. Roosevelt, could you please help me here?”
“Certainly.” She stepped over to Chloe.
“Pull the arm out of the sleeve. All the way.”
“Beg pardon?”
“The arm. Pull it all the way out of the sleeve.”
The former First Lady pinched the sari fabric with one hand and wiggled the mummy’s severed arm out of Chloe’s sleeve. Eyes bugging, she kept her composure as best she could until Chloe told her to pull the glove off.
Eleanor gasped at the skeletal finger bones.
Chloe worked her own arm from inside the sari through the sleeve until her hand came through. She took the blue glove from Mrs. Roosevelt and put it on, wincing as she slipped her own arm into the sling.
Chloe plucked the mummy’s arm from a speechless Eleanor and placed it inside the carpet bag, petting Nefertiti before closing it.
“Mrs. Roosevelt, we go back a long way. From that summer at the beach when—”
“When you saved my husband from the riptide. What is it you need, dear?”
“Will you keep this bag for me? I can’t explain it in prison. And my cat, Nefertiti, needs a temporary home. It should only be for twenty-four hours. How long will you be in town?”
“I’m a guest at the Willard Hotel for the remainder of the trial. I shall accept it on one condition.”
“Anything.” Chloe scrunched up her face, having no clue what she had to barter for.
“Tell me whose arm I’m hiding.”
“Nefertiti’s.”
“I know the cat’s name is Nefertiti.”
“So is the lady who owned that arm.”
“Chloe!” Eleanor gasped, a little unsteady on her feet.
Chloe whispered, “Follow this—”
The guard pounded on the door.
Mrs. Roosevelt called out, “One moment, sir.”
“Counterfeit United States thousand-dollar bill minting plates are hidden in Nefertiti’s sarcophagus in the Valley of the Kings. Royal mummies are identifiable by their bent right arms. They’ve bashed her face in something terrible. There was a fight. I woke up with a bullet in my arm and this arm next to me. I didn’t desecrate her mummy. I switched the bodies and appropriated the arm, making it harder for the counterfeiters to find the plates and currency. I’ll return it when I lure the perpetrators back for the sting.”
The door shoved open. “Now, Miss Lambert. We’re leaving now.” The guard burst into the ladies’ room.
Chloe looked at her and whispered, “Please?”
Mrs. Roosevelt snatched the bag and squeezed her way past the guard, smiling her toothy grin and holding her head up high as the crowd parted for her.


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Thursday, March 8, 2012

Meet the Authors Chat Today!

Join me and other Eternal Press authors today at 2PM Eastern Time for a live chat about our new releases

Thousand Dollar Pharaoh
She never thought she would have to sacrifice this much for her country…
In 1945, a beautiful undercover secret service agent has a dangerous assignment. United States thousand dollar bills are turning up all over the globe. Bodyguarding the widowed former First Lady, Eleanor Roosevelt, Chloe must tread lightly and include her in what the first lady views as a thrilling cozy mystery. Can she protect Mrs. Roosevelt, unmask the counterfeiting ringleader and throw the swift fist of justice while traveling from Egypt to Washington to London with a royal mummy’s severed arm and a peculiar sand cat? Agent Chloe Lambert takes a bullet for her country and suffers the government's inexcusable intrusion into her private affairs. She will stop at nothing to complete this mission… 

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Fully Involved Fire

 
Doesn't the cover model look like Brandon Barash aka Johnny Zaccara on General Hosiptal?

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Fully Involved Fire
by Sherry Silver

Have a tall drink of water handy to put out the fire when you read Fully Involved Fire, a poignant story of the after effects of September 11th.

Johnny Newman is one of New York City’s finest; the Fire Department's most eligible bachelor. He’s been in love with his best friend’s widow for years. Johnny feels he has given her enough time to get over Brandon, but will his playboy reputation ruin his chances?

Susan Cervini is caught up in trying to locate a missing cousin through a website for an aging pop star. When Susan begins to have irrational feelings for her best friend, Johnny, she is afraid she will ruin their friendship, but she can’t seem to stop feeling an overpowering need for his touch. Can they have a torrid affair and go back to being friends, or will the feelings they have for each other change Susan’s mind about love and marriage again?

Johnny Newman is a real American hero; strong in his beliefs, dedicated to helping others, and loyal to the woman he loves above all others. He is sexy but unaware of his appeal, chivalrous without being conscious of it, and a wonderful friend; the way he unselfishly dedicates himself to Susan’s needs. She is a very caring woman who is afraid of losing again. Her restoration of faith was a long and hard journey but was well worth the wait. Her love for Johnny is a beautiful thing to behold, culminating in a climactic coming together. 

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Monday, March 5, 2012

New Cover

The Immaculate Deception
By Sherry Silver
FREE on Kindle until March 6, 2012

Excerpt:
Reston, Virginia

On a gusty July Thursday, my telephone reverberated to the tune of “We Wish You A Merry Christmas”. I shuddered because I knew who was calling. I had set that distinctive ring tone to my father’s number. I was screening his calls because he always had something vile to say about my mother and I had listened to too many of his outrageous lies. My stomach churned while I waited for him to hang up after the fourth ring like he always did when the automatic answering machine kicked on. I held my breath, hearing with relief the click of the machine.

The robotic voice said, “Hello, no one is able to come to the phone. Please leave your message after the tone.”

When I heard the beep, I swallowed the big wad that clogged my throat.

“Oh-Donna, she’s trying to kill me!”

I ran to the portable handset and punched the talk button. “Dad! Daddy! Who’s trying to kill you?”

In a strained breathless whisper, he said, “Your mother.”

“What? When?”

“Right now!” he whimpered.

I overheard Momma’s voice in the background. “Nobody’s going to care about you. You damned old fool!”

After a dull thud, the line went dead.

Oh my God. I detected my breath echoing out in audible pants. I couldn’t believe this. What was I supposed to do? Call the police on my own mother? Not an option. No way! I shook my head. This was just too bizarre to wrap my mind around. Momma was a good girl through and through. She might get furious with Daddy once in a while but she’d never ever hurt him. But what if she was really trying to kill him? Lord knows, he’d manipulated, stifled and belittled her for decades. Had he finally done something so dastardly to drive her across the line of sanity? Or perhaps he’d just pulled another one of his everyday mind games and Momma just reached her breaking point? What if she really was trying to kill him? Think, Donna, think! The Meddlesteins! Yes! I would call the Meddlesteins.

Pressing the end button on my phone, I automatically plucked the number of Gloria and Roderick Meddlestein from the cobwebs of my childhood. They’d been my parents’ across-the-street neighbors for more than thirty years. When I was little, I could always count on them to help me when I was home alone and needed an adult to relight the furnace or check out a strange noise that had me frightened. They were such good people. I prayed they hadn’t changed their number. I felt a flush of heat rise up and envelop my body as I dialed with trembling fingers, agonizing in the seemingly slow motion.

Gloria Meddlestein answered on the second ring. “Hello?”

“Mrs. Meddlestein?” My voice sounded unnaturally shrill.

“Yes.”

“This is Donna Payne. You know, I used to live across the street from you?”

She cheerfully said, “Yes, of course. Hello, Donna, how are you, dear?”

“Listen, I just received a phone call from my father. He said my mother was trying to kill him.” I faked a laugh. “Will you please go over and check on him?”

Without much of a pause, she said, “I’ll send Roddy over. You want to give me your number so I can call you back?”

“Thank you so much, Mrs. Meddlestein.”

I gave my phone number and ended the call.

My mind was racing. Tammy works close by, she can zip over and talk some sense into those two. She is their favorite kid and has them wrapped around her pretty little finger. What is the name of that gym where she works? I frantically punched in the numbers of the telephone directory. A prerecorded voice told me to state the party’s name and city.

“Rocky’s Gym, Washington, DC.”

I waited and waited.

Finally a live person came on the line. “Ma’am, we only retrieve Virginia numbers. You have to hang up and dial one, two–oh–two, five–five–five, one–two–one–two.”

Shoot! I ended the call and tried again. Tears streamed down my face. Big almond-sized drops. This time a computer-generated voice revealed the phone number for the gym.

The surly employee who had answered the phone at Rocky’s Gym had deserted me in the purgatory of hold. Five minutes passed as I waited on the telephone line for my forty-three-year-old adopted sister Tammy, personal trainer to the Capitol Hill pork barrels, all those congressmen, senators, lawyers and lobbyists who thought they ruled the universe. Come on, come on already. Tammy, you’re three minutes from their house. It might be a matter of life or—

I wouldn’t let myself think the last word. My stomach churned and I tasted a burning sourness in my throat. This was taking too long. I punched the button to end the call and then pushed redial. Wedging the house phone in between my right ear and shoulder, I picked up my cell phone and dialed the Meddlesteins. The tiny blue phone on my left ear just rang and rang.

I couldn’t stand this inactivity. I had to do something. I furiously wiped imaginary crumbs off my pistol gray granite countertops. Stomping into the utility room, I threw the damp rag in the empty laundry basket on top of the dryer. As I grabbed the broom and glanced around, I realized there wasn’t anything to clean. I had sterilized the place last evening in preparation for my trip to the writers’ conference in New York today. I didn’t want to get killed in a plane crash and then be embarrassed at the mess I’d left. What impression would that leave behind? No, I was a good, clean girl. I shoved the broom back up into its holder and shut the door.

My neck and shoulder ached from squeezing the portable handset to my ear. Never realized how heavy my head was. I grabbed the house phone and erectly speed-walked into the hardwood foyer. I stumbled over my yellow backpack. Next to it, my pink overstuffed duffel bag leaned lopsidedly against the etched glass front door. A defiant beep pounded in my right ear. I ended the call to Tammy and slapped the phone down on the teacart, beside my purse and plane ticket to New York.

I closed the never-ending ringing of the Meddlesteins’ call on my cell phone. Thunder cracked outside. The rain commenced its devilish needle pricking on the cedar shake roof of my end-unit townhouse. I folded the cell phone and clipped it onto the canvas belt on my sleeveless khaki shirtdress.

I shuffled into the powder room and yanked tissues out of the box to blow my nose on. Looking in the mirror, I tried touching up the black rings around my powder blue eyes but the mascara kept running through the tears. Blue eyes. How come I was the only one in my family with blue eyes? Momma’s eyes were green. Daddy had brown eyes. Oh God, Daddy! What’s going on between you two? I knelt on the floor, grabbed my curly blond hair back and lost my breakfast. Momma used to hold my hair back when I threw up. I remember when Tammy had her tonsils removed and was so sick afterward. Momma made me hold my sister’s ebony black hair back. I thought it was so gross and mean at the time but now I knew she was teaching me compassion and nurturing. Eventually calming down, I cleaned myself up.

After strapping on the backpack, I slung my crocheted purse strap over my right shoulder, maneuvered the overstuffed duffel away from the front door and opened it. The wind gushed in. I flinched as I watched lightning strike the field behind the townhouses across from me on Spyglass Street. Heaving the bag over the threshold and onto my brown brick stoop, I propped it against my foot, shut the door and locked up. 

I pressed the automatic key twice and listened to the doors unlock on my black Chevy Suburban. As soon as I stepped out from under the portico, I was drenched. Running to the vehicle, I opened the rear cargo door and heaved in the duffel. Struggling to free myself from the backpack, I pulled one of those unthought-of muscles in my side. Grimacing and wincing, I stowed the luggage, slammed the cargo door and raced to the driver’s side, climbing in as another bolt split the Bradford pear tree in my front yard. The little hairs on the back of my neck stood up. I really loved that pear tree.

I started the engine, shifted into overdrive and accelerated through the narrow winding, private streets of my planned community. After switching the front and rear wipers on, I fumbled in my purse to make sure that I’d remembered my ticket. A paper cut cinched that mystery. I sucked on the index finger of my right hand as I stopped at the red light. I spun the dial to defrost while trying to see through the fogged-up windshield. Soaked and shivering, I slid the temperature lever to high. I switched on the seat warmer as I floored it through the intersection on Route Seven.

Darn it, Daddy. Why do you always have to pull one of your stunts just when my life is going so well? Am I not constitutionally entitled to “Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness”? And if Momma is trying to kill you, I can’t say she wasn’t provoked by all your years of manipulation. I don’t have time to run over and referee. I’m going to miss my flight.

As furious as I was at him, I knew there were shuttles leaving for New York every hour. I’d just have to pay a fee and stand by for a later flight. Damn it, Daddy, you’re costing me extra money and I’ll miss early registration. I hated attending conferences without a name badge identifying me as one of the group. If I was late today, I wouldn’t be able to get mine until tomorrow morning.

I tensed up even more as I approached the exit for the Dulles Toll Road. If I turned here, I might be able to make the next shuttle flight to New York. Or a few more miles down the road, I could squeeze onto the conveyer belt they called Route Sixty-Six, the road to the Nation’s Capital, Washington, and the misery of my parents’ house.

Before I had made up my mind, my cell phone rang out. I fumbled, unable to unhook it from my belt. I unlatched my seat belt and wrestled to get the phone loose.

Simultaneously, I heard a thud and then glass shattering. I shielded my face with my hands as a deer hurtled toward me. I felt the air bag inflating against me and the sharp stab of the antler piercing my right shoulder. I slammed on the brakes with both feet. The vehicle skidded to a lurching stop as the air bag deflated. Impaled on the deer, I was ejected out of the Chevy.

The buck and I bowled down a prickly embankment. The searing pain in my shoulder was alternately overwhelmed by the weight of the beast when he reigned on top. I felt the antler breaking loose from my shoulder just before my world somersaulted into darkness.

Hearing a thumping whir, I blinked my eyes open. I struggled, unable to move. Someone was holding me down. I focused on his thickly haired brown arms and then down to his blue latex-gloved hands.

“She’s coming to.”

I screamed. Screams of fright, frustration and burning agony. Screams that I couldn’t hear.

“Calm down, Miss. You’re gonna be all right. We’re flying you to Fairfax Hospital. We should be landing momentarily. What’s your name?” The man removed the oxygen mask from my face.

“Ohhh…”

“I’m so sorry, sweetheart. You’re really beat up. Can you tell me your name?”

“Ohhh…Donna.”

 “Donna? Good. Do you know what today is?”
Teardrops spilled. I didn’t know. The rhythmic whoop of the helicopter distracted me.

“It’s okay, sweetheart. You’ll be just fine. The trauma team will take good care of you.” He replaced the oxygen mask and wiped my tears with gauze.

The Immaculate Deception is FREE on Kindle until March 6, 2012